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azziria ([personal profile] azziria) wrote2014-05-10 08:45 am
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H50 drabble

Drabble written for the [livejournal.com profile] 1_million_words Pet Hates challenge.

I hate you

If there's one thing that Danny really, really hates (apart from pineapple on pizza, that is), it's being ordered around by an arrogant, over-compensating, opinionated GI Joe control freak with a superiority complex, no respect for the rules and a fuckload of daddy issues. To say nothing of an obsession with lethal weaponry, absolutely no sense of personal preservation and a seriously disturbing thigh holster fetish.

So could someone please explain to him why exactly his dick seems to think that Lieutenant-Commander Steve McGarrett is the hottest piece of ass that it's seen in forever?

Danny's life sucks so hard.

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[identity profile] haldoor.livejournal.com 2014-05-10 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
HAHA! I love this SO MUCH, babe!

Fits the prompt exactly, too. ;-)

[identity profile] azziria.livejournal.com 2014-05-10 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Glad you like it! I woke up in the middle of the night with this in my head :)

[identity profile] mickeym.livejournal.com 2014-05-10 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Why indeed, Daniel. *g*

Very, very nice. Thanks for sharing :)

[identity profile] azziria.livejournal.com 2014-05-10 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Thank *you* for reading :)

[identity profile] gothikmaus.livejournal.com 2014-05-10 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I love this. Poor Danny, he has no idea what he's just got himself into. :D

[identity profile] ignemferam.livejournal.com 2014-05-10 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
because it is? :D

[identity profile] simplyn2deep.livejournal.com 2014-05-10 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Omg! I laughed out loud so hard with this. Thankfully didn't wake anyone up
Edited 2014-05-10 12:46 (UTC)

[identity profile] azziria.livejournal.com 2014-05-10 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
He really can't help himself though, it's like a moth to a flame!

[identity profile] azziria.livejournal.com 2014-05-10 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure he'll cope!

[identity profile] azziria.livejournal.com 2014-05-10 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Good to know that my little snippet made you smile :)

[identity profile] stellarmeadow.livejournal.com 2014-05-10 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor Danny, his body always doing the things his mind thinks are bad for him. :-) This was perfect! So glad to see you writing! :-)

[identity profile] azziria.livejournal.com 2014-05-10 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so happy to be writing something at last!

Delighted you liked it :)

[identity profile] kitmerlot1213.livejournal.com 2014-05-10 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
This is awesome!

[identity profile] sem8110.livejournal.com 2014-05-10 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
This drabble made me laugh so hard. :)
Thank you!

[identity profile] azziria.livejournal.com 2014-05-11 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you :)

[identity profile] azziria.livejournal.com 2014-05-11 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Delighted to hear that I brought a smile into your day :)

[identity profile] kaige68.livejournal.com 2014-05-12 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
HA!!! This is excellent!

[identity profile] azziria.livejournal.com 2014-05-12 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you just love these boys??

[identity profile] kaige68.livejournal.com 2014-05-12 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I do indeed! :D
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