Dubbed Jack Sparrow? My mind is boggling here! How on earth does he translate into German?

Apparently it is TERRIBLE! They gave him a totally camp voice which turned him from the indescribably sexy, swaggering man to a camp (still quite sexy) luvvie.

I had to hold the phone to the loud speaker of my comp so that my dear friend could hear his REAL voice. That was one one-sided conversation *LOL*