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H50 drabble
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1_million_words word of the day prompt: Umbrage.
Manners maketh the man
"Seriously? You're taking umbrage at that? I merely said that you being short..."
The blond man draws himself up to his full (if not considerable) height and says "Just because you're paying doesn't mean that I don't have rights! I'm not short, I'm compact!"
Steve rolls his eyes. Trust him to pick a hooker with a prickly temper and a thing for political correctness.
"OK, " he says, "I'm sorry, you're not short, you're compact. Now would you please get your compact ass over here and let me fuck it?"
The hooker grins at him. "Now that's more like it..."