H50 drabble

[azziria]

Drabble written for the 1_million_words word of the day prompt: Umbrage.

Manners maketh the man

"Seriously? You're taking umbrage at that? I merely said that you being short..."

The blond man draws himself up to his full (if not considerable) height and says "Just because you're paying doesn't mean that I don't have rights! I'm not short, I'm compact!"

Steve rolls his eyes. Trust him to pick a hooker with a prickly temper and a thing for political correctness.

"OK, " he says, "I'm sorry, you're not short, you're compact. Now would you please get your compact ass over here and let me fuck it?"

The hooker grins at him. "Now that's more like it..."

Comments

[alba17.livejournal.com]

LOL! Great.

[azziria.livejournal.com]

Glad it made you smile :)

[lj_stowaway]

HEE! OMG these two.

[azziria.livejournal.com]

I know :)

[simplyn2deep.livejournal.com]

this conversation in passing, I probably bust out laughing!

[azziria.livejournal.com]

They just can't help it, whatever incarnation they're in!

[gothikmaus.livejournal.com]

>>> I'm not short, I'm compact!

I can SO hear Danny say this! He'd be so indignant. :D

[azziria.livejournal.com]

It's so clear in my mind's eye... *g*

[haldoor.livejournal.com]

Ha! Perfect conversation for them, no matter what guise they're in. Nicely done! ;-)

[azziria.livejournal.com]

I could hear Danny so clearly :)

[kaige68.livejournal.com]

:D Adore this!

[azziria.livejournal.com]

Thank you :)