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azziria ([personal profile] azziria) wrote2014-05-10 08:45 am
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H50 drabble

Drabble written for the [livejournal.com profile] 1_million_words Pet Hates challenge.

I hate you

If there's one thing that Danny really, really hates (apart from pineapple on pizza, that is), it's being ordered around by an arrogant, over-compensating, opinionated GI Joe control freak with a superiority complex, no respect for the rules and a fuckload of daddy issues. To say nothing of an obsession with lethal weaponry, absolutely no sense of personal preservation and a seriously disturbing thigh holster fetish.

So could someone please explain to him why exactly his dick seems to think that Lieutenant-Commander Steve McGarrett is the hottest piece of ass that it's seen in forever?

Danny's life sucks so hard.

[identity profile] haldoor.livejournal.com 2014-05-10 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
HAHA! I love this SO MUCH, babe!

Fits the prompt exactly, too. ;-)

[identity profile] azziria.livejournal.com 2014-05-10 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Glad you like it! I woke up in the middle of the night with this in my head :)