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Drabble written for the [livejournal.com profile] 1_million_words word of the day prompt: Umbrage.

Manners maketh the man

"Seriously? You're taking umbrage at that? I merely said that you being short..."

The blond man draws himself up to his full (if not considerable) height and says "Just because you're paying doesn't mean that I don't have rights! I'm not short, I'm compact!"

Steve rolls his eyes. Trust him to pick a hooker with a prickly temper and a thing for political correctness.

"OK, " he says, "I'm sorry, you're not short, you're compact. Now would you please get your compact ass over here and let me fuck it?"

The hooker grins at him. "Now that's more like it..."

Date: 2013-07-20 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alba17.livejournal.com
LOL! Great.

Date: 2013-07-20 12:43 pm (UTC)
lj_stowaway: (Hee!)
From: [personal profile] lj_stowaway
HEE! OMG these two.

Date: 2013-07-20 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simplyn2deep.livejournal.com
this conversation in passing, I probably bust out laughing!

Date: 2013-07-20 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azziria.livejournal.com
Glad it made you smile :)

Date: 2013-07-20 12:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azziria.livejournal.com
I know :)

Date: 2013-07-20 12:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azziria.livejournal.com
They just can't help it, whatever incarnation they're in!

Date: 2013-07-20 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gothikmaus.livejournal.com
>>> I'm not short, I'm compact!

I can SO hear Danny say this! He'd be so indignant. :D

Date: 2013-07-20 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azziria.livejournal.com
It's so clear in my mind's eye... *g*

Date: 2013-07-21 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haldoor.livejournal.com
Ha! Perfect conversation for them, no matter what guise they're in. Nicely done! ;-)

Date: 2013-07-21 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaige68.livejournal.com
:D Adore this!

Date: 2013-07-21 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azziria.livejournal.com
I could hear Danny so clearly :)

Date: 2013-07-21 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azziria.livejournal.com
Thank you :)

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