So not happening, Maxwell beast!
Sep. 30th, 2012 10:25 amMax, you need to understand that the concept of Hut Rules DOES NOT APPLY TO CATS. Not in this house, anyway.
Get off my chair. Now.
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If you're going to sit up there by my ear, do you think you could wash a little more quietly?
And you're definitely too old for tail-chasing. Especially when it means you fall off the back of the chair and onto my head.
I've just been swiped in the face by a soggy half-washed tail. Yuk.
Menace of a cat!
And you're definitely too old for tail-chasing. Especially when it means you fall off the back of the chair and onto my head.
I've just been swiped in the face by a soggy half-washed tail. Yuk.
Menace of a cat!
In the doghouse
Oct. 16th, 2011 08:33 amNobody gives you the cold shoulder quite as effectively as a cat you've pissed off...
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Turning a blind eye
Jul. 20th, 2011 07:16 amI am ignoring this cat, who should not be on the kitchen table licking out my empty cereal bowl (and knows it perfectly well, given the way he's keeping a wary eye on me).
I am ignoring him because at least while he is engaging in this highly illegal activity he is not trying to climb my leg and yelling at me to feed him.
I am ignoring him because at least while he is engaging in this highly illegal activity he is not trying to climb my leg and yelling at me to feed him.
Freedom at last!
Feb. 23rd, 2011 07:15 amMax had the stitches out of his paw last night, and is now allowed outside again.
Suffice to say I now have one cat who is in and out through the cat flap like a yo-yo (because he wants to be out but hasn't been fed yet so can't possibly move more than a five-second dash from the food bowl, just in case) and one cat who is now going to take a fortnight to realise that the cat flap actually works again (although she is of course firmly of the opinion anyway that she shouldn't ever have to use the nasty cat flap, we humans should be holding the door open for her whenever she wants out or in).
Life returns to normal. I think Max is deeply relieved :)
Suffice to say I now have one cat who is in and out through the cat flap like a yo-yo (because he wants to be out but hasn't been fed yet so can't possibly move more than a five-second dash from the food bowl, just in case) and one cat who is now going to take a fortnight to realise that the cat flap actually works again (although she is of course firmly of the opinion anyway that she shouldn't ever have to use the nasty cat flap, we humans should be holding the door open for her whenever she wants out or in).
Life returns to normal. I think Max is deeply relieved :)
Milly, I love you dearly, but please take your cupboard love enthusiastic affection elsewhere. You are soaking wet and I don't want to be.
Guess that means it must be raining out there, then...
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Goodbye, sweet cat
Jun. 26th, 2010 09:16 amNo, not Max or Milly.
When we first moved to this house, half a mile from our old house, one of our two cats, Barnaby (a big ginger-and-white rescue moggie), refused to move with us. We kept moving him and keeping him in, but each time, two days or so after being let out, he went back. The pull of his territory was just too great.
In the end our old neighbours adopted him.
Out for a walk the other evening we bumped into our old neighbours. They told us that Barnaby died last year, at a grand old age. He had become a real lap cat, and grown thin at the end (although the vet had constantly reassured them that he was in no pain or discomfort), and eventually they found him curled up 'asleep' on the doormat one morning, having passed away with no fuss.
A good end for an old friend. RIP, Barnaby, you were much loved.
When we first moved to this house, half a mile from our old house, one of our two cats, Barnaby (a big ginger-and-white rescue moggie), refused to move with us. We kept moving him and keeping him in, but each time, two days or so after being let out, he went back. The pull of his territory was just too great.
In the end our old neighbours adopted him.
Out for a walk the other evening we bumped into our old neighbours. They told us that Barnaby died last year, at a grand old age. He had become a real lap cat, and grown thin at the end (although the vet had constantly reassured them that he was in no pain or discomfort), and eventually they found him curled up 'asleep' on the doormat one morning, having passed away with no fuss.
A good end for an old friend. RIP, Barnaby, you were much loved.