H50 drabble

[azziria]

Drabble written for the 1_million_words Pet Hates challenge.

I hate you

If there's one thing that Danny really, really hates (apart from pineapple on pizza, that is), it's being ordered around by an arrogant, over-compensating, opinionated GI Joe control freak with a superiority complex, no respect for the rules and a fuckload of daddy issues. To say nothing of an obsession with lethal weaponry, absolutely no sense of personal preservation and a seriously disturbing thigh holster fetish.

So could someone please explain to him why exactly his dick seems to think that Lieutenant-Commander Steve McGarrett is the hottest piece of ass that it's seen in forever?

Danny's life sucks so hard.

Comments

[haldoor.livejournal.com]

HAHA! I love this SO MUCH, babe!

Fits the prompt exactly, too. ;-)

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Why indeed, Daniel. *g*

Very, very nice. Thanks for sharing :)

[gothikmaus.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love this. Poor Danny, he has no idea what he's just got himself into. :D

[ignemferam.livejournal.com]

because it is? :D

[simplyn2deep.livejournal.com]

Omg! I laughed out loud so hard with this. Thankfully didn't wake anyone up

[stellarmeadow.livejournal.com]

Poor Danny, his body always doing the things his mind thinks are bad for him. :-) This was perfect! So glad to see you writing! :-)

[kitmerlot1213.livejournal.com]

This is awesome!

[sem8110.livejournal.com]

This drabble made me laugh so hard. :)
Thank you!

[kaige68.livejournal.com]

HA!!! This is excellent!