Good to go

Let's see...

• Pink tutu - check.
  
• Pink running shirt - check.
  
• Obscenely brief red running shorts - check (although the jury is still out on these...).
  
• Wings, wand and tiara - check.
  
• Shocking pink nail varnish and lipstick - check.
  
• Disgusting-but-necessary energy gels for consumption mid-race - check (imagine squeezing very sweet non-minty toothpaste down the back of your throat, and you'll about have the picture...yuk).
  
• Decadent and highly calorific snacks for eating on the bus on the way home - check.
  
• New knees and hips - not currently available.
  
• Sanity - missing, presumed dead.

Yup, that should about do it...