Poor abandoned kitten!

Max, sweetie, we've only been away for 2 days. And we arranged for you to be fed by some very nice people.

While it's very touching that you obviously missed us so terribly much, how are you ever going to make it through our New Year holiday?

Honestly, he's been all over us from the moment we walked in through the door. And I don't think I've ever heard a cat purr so loudly!