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Wales vs Ireland
Oct. 8th, 2011 07:45 amEngland? *That's* how you do it. What a match!
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Oct. 8th, 2011
Dear Other Driver,
A few pointers:
1. In dry conditions on an open road with good visibility and a 60 mph speed limit, it is actually not unreasonable to go slightly faster than 30 mph.
2. The yellow flashing lights on the front and back of your vehicle are called indicators, and are there for you to inform other road users of your intentions. Those other road users would appreciate you actually using them occasionally.
3. The vehicle with the blue flashing lights sitting on your tail? Is something you should get out of the way of, fast. And if you're so oblivious to your surroundings that you haven't noticed it, then you probably shouldn't be in charge of a motor vehicle doing 70 on a crowded dual carriageway.
Yours (irritated),
Azz.
A few pointers:
1. In dry conditions on an open road with good visibility and a 60 mph speed limit, it is actually not unreasonable to go slightly faster than 30 mph.
2. The yellow flashing lights on the front and back of your vehicle are called indicators, and are there for you to inform other road users of your intentions. Those other road users would appreciate you actually using them occasionally.
3. The vehicle with the blue flashing lights sitting on your tail? Is something you should get out of the way of, fast. And if you're so oblivious to your surroundings that you haven't noticed it, then you probably shouldn't be in charge of a motor vehicle doing 70 on a crowded dual carriageway.
Yours (irritated),
Azz.
Do you think I'm stupid?
Oct. 8th, 2011 02:45 pmIf you ring me on a bad line from an Indian call centre, tell me your name is John and that I've downloaded something on my computer that will harm it, I'm afraid I'm not going to switch said computer on and follow your instructions to 'fix the problem'. Seriously?