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Courtesy of a friend via e-mail:

"Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. The Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal."

Date: 2008-10-07 07:52 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lj_stowaway
BWAH!

Date: 2008-10-07 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linaelyn.livejournal.com
How sad is it that I got to "Ninja Bank" before I stopped and said to my self, "waaaaaaaait a minute. NINJA Bank??? This is a joke, isn't it?

Date: 2008-10-07 10:25 pm (UTC)
ext_13204: (funny)
From: [identity profile] nonniemous.livejournal.com
LOL!!! I think I'm glad I didn't put any of my investments into Sushi bank! Fishy, indeed.

Thank you for a much needed smile.

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